How Being Hungry Helped Me Grab some Chicken Before it Was Gone

It's midnight. I gazed around a semi-empty store; a Walmart without people feels akin to a school without the children. A fulfilling pleasantness from the unmistakable sound of silence. It's refreshing. The Lady-Creature makes her way over to the greens as I hurriedly meander toward the meats. » 1/13/15 1:32pm 1/13/15 1:32pm

I wish you respected my time, by providing a TL;DR version of this drivel. Burning minutes reading lengthy articles, which length could be seen as being inherently good, isn't an option for most of us. I'd argue reading articles that got to the point much quicker, that had already actually been done, is great, but I… » 1/05/15 2:14pm 1/05/15 2:14pm

See, that's the biggest problem I have with Greenlight - A fair amount if entries in it are the Steam version of Newgrounds' 'Kiddies First Flash' or literally almost everything on Xbox Indie Arcade, besides all the Minecraft clones. » 1/04/15 3:46am 1/04/15 3:46am

Mmmmm. I tried so hard to make my version look like the one shown. I used a cardboard pizza, which is barely pizza-pizza. I didn't have any scalloped potatoes and ham either, so I topped it with raw chicken and a used sponge. The Dawn prominent in each bite should cleanse my system from the salmonella I will… » 1/04/15 2:05am 1/04/15 2:05am

Its just a cop-out because they *dont* have any answer, that is adequate at best, to explain why such an easy feature isn't on their system. Does PSN have a reputation tally for their players, like Xbox? Aside from Destiny, I haven't seen one. Xbox sticks the jerks with others, let's them change their name, but they… » 1/01/15 5:39pm 1/01/15 5:39pm

I love how, in all these lists, there are so many examples given, but nothing is really said about *anything* mentioned. These lists, hate to say it, are incredibly lazy. No meat to these at all. Just a small blurb about each one - a half-premise for them, stated, and nothing more. » 1/01/15 2:03pm 1/01/15 2:03pm

This song, and most likely the entire soundtrack, if we can use Halo 4 as an example, completely misses the mark of what Halo *should* sound like. Much akin to people disliking the newest Superman and how the filmmakers truly understand the character if he has the 'S'-shaped cowlick in his hair. » 12/19/14 4:56pm 12/19/14 4:56pm

Hell, I thought the biggest flaw was the story that consisted of an anthology of short, plotless nothing, which led players on a thrilling roller coaster ride that never picked up enough speed to actually leave the station - leaving players befuddled by what Bungie considers engaging storytelling. » 12/15/14 4:27pm 12/15/14 4:27pm

Speaking from pure soundtrack perspective, Deus Ex: Human Revolution rivals many other atmospheric games purely because of its ambient music featured through out the game's Hubs. There are a multitude of tracks to choose from, but this ambient piece is fantastic: » 12/05/14 6:10pm 12/05/14 6:10pm

Take the Bad with the Good so We can Enjoy the Bad Betterer

There I am, buying a sandwich after a long day of doing whatever it is I do on a regular basis, because I've earned this meal. I drive home, and turn on the radio because I like to take risks, take chances, make mistakes - I live on the edge, the tip of disaster, as at any moment a song by Katy Perry, Coldplay, or… » 11/23/14 11:26pm 11/23/14 11:26pm

This is without a doubt the worst argument against Dragon Age I have ever come across. You are cross because Inquisition now features blacks in the game. You sit there, blaming EA/Bioware for making the game more diverse, stating that they are blatantly pandering to people who complain against them, when in all… » 11/23/14 6:45pm 11/23/14 6:45pm