Christmas time is nearly upon us and I get the gift of not just Bo-Flex, which is the greatest gift a gift could ever be, but of the company of a very pretty lady and all the Dragon Age Inquisition imaginable! I'm so excited that the house is now littered with holes, created by punches, kicks and the occasional thrown pet.

Now I will have someone to sit beside me while I hurl my rage at everything that doesn't deserve it, by deserving it completely. Also, I'm going to punch sweet nothings in to her ear with passion and fervor and flex.


Be. Excited.

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